I would be embarrassed about naming this post with a pun about Shia LaBeouf, but I already used up all my shame for the next few years by actually googling how to spell his name. First week and Ive already blown my cover and everyone realizes I'm not a 14 year-old girl. Damn.
This week's DVD releases are a hodgepodge of cartoons, classic films, things that sound like porn, and McBeef- I mean, LaBeouf. See the complete list of this week's releases at DVD Journal. Now let's transform and roll out...
This deserves a brief mention solely because I demand a Congressional hearing on these rules no longer being applied to only teenage daughters. Have you no shame, Buena Vista Home Entertainment?! Now fathers across the world will have no clear direction to whom these rules should apply. Why, just imagine the chaos created when they force their dogs to return home by 11 while their daughters run amok through the night, holding up 7-11's and giving it up to former roadies for Night Ranger. Imagine, I tell you. For shame!
And now, the movies:
- After the Thin Man (1936)
- Another Thin Man (1939)
- Shadow of the Thin Man (1941)
- Song of the Thin Man (1947)
- The Thin Man Goes Home (1944)
- The Myrna Loy & William Powell Collection (5-disc set)
These are this week's random Movies That Sound Like Porn. And now that this cheap joke has been introduced, I can run it into the ground.
- Charro! (1969)
- Double Trouble (1967)
- Elvis: The Hollywood Collection (6-disc set)
- Elvis: That's the Way It Is: Special Edition (1970)
- Girl Happy (1965)
- Harum Scarum (1965)
- It Happened at the World's Fair (1963)
- Jailhouse Rock: Deluxe Edition (1957)
- Kissin' Cousins (1964)
- Live a Little, Love a Little (1967)
- Speedway (1968)
- Stay Away, Joe (1968)
- This Is Elvis: Special Edition (1981)
- The Trouble With Girls (1969)
- Tickle Me (1965)
- Viva Las Vegas: Deluxe Edition (1964)
- Montana Sky (2007)
- The French Connection Boxset (3-disc set)
- The Fly Collection (2-disc set)
- Invasion of the Body Snatchers: Special Edition (2-disc set) (1978)
Donald Sutherland just needs a hug.
Gentlemen, we have LaBeouf. We have LaBeauf.
- God Grew Tired of Us: The Story of Lost Boys of Sudan (2006)
- Flash Gordon: Saviour of the Universe Edition (1980)
This movie didn't do any business (I never saw it), but it's written and directed by the ridiculously funny Paul Feig, who wrote two hilarious books about his life (seriously, read Kick Me or Superstud and try not to laugh in sheer horror) and was one of the creators of Freaks and Geeks. Might be worth a look-see.
And now, something for the kids, tweens, teens, and creepy guys in trenchcoats:
- Cory in the House: All Star Edition
- The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Sweet Suite Victory
- Jay Jay's Wing Wigglin' Mystery
- Nick Jr. Favorites: Vol. 6
- Teletubbies 10: Time to Dance
Quick, a cancelled show with a cult following: To the post office! Surely your annoying packages can bring it back! It totally worked, like, twice!
- Full House: Season Seven (4-disc set)
- The Hills: Season Two
- Home Improvement: Season Seven (3-disc set)
- The Muppet Show: Season Two (4-disc set)
- My Hero: Season Two
- Rome: Season Two (5-disc set)
- Roseanne: Season Eight
- The Simpsons: Season Ten (4-disc set)
- Soul Food The Series: Season Two
- Super Friends: The Legendary Super Powers Show: The Complete Series (2-disc set)
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Season Five
- The Tick vs. Season Two (2-disc set)
And that's all she wrote. What do you think about this week's releases?