This message will probably delete itself in 5 seconds (when I think of something better)...

So, here we are. Well played, Blogger.

Ahem. This is a blog where I list the things you can buy this week and make fun of them. And you. You're the one with all the disposable income, I figure you can take it.

The point of all of this is that you own a lot of stuff, but you could always use more. Each week, literally thousands of perfectly good useless products make it on to the shelves (you know you deserve that Grip-N-Flip 6-in-1 Kitchen Utensil Set) and who can keep track of all that?

I'm here to help.

Every day (well, a few times a week at first- let's keep this realistic) I'll post a list of stuff coming out this week, each in its own category. The categories will be something like:

DVDs
CDs
Comics
Books
Video Games
Movies

At some point, I hope to assign a day to each one of those so, like the swallows returning to Capistrano or Madonna adopting orphans, you can set your life to it. But I'll settle in and see what fits where and when first.

Oh, you may also notice Amazon links and some ads here and there. Nothing big, but if you see something you like, feel free to click on through and explore. This whole blog is for me to vent my snark, so no pressure, but I like to sometimes buy stuff, too. Like most American's my needs are simply a patch of land of my own, a huge SUV that is an affront to all things Holy, and a copy of Soft Rock Classics - the only 70's rock collection officially sanctioned by Air Supply. I'm a simple man with simple needs.

So let's get going. Like I said, I'll be starting off slow and unsteadily at first, like a drunk freshman after his first kegger, but hope to graduate soon to rocking your socks off, like a drunk senior after beating up a freshman at his first kegger.

Let's start this thing, shall we?